Steve’s new fetish
Apparently my little brother Steve thinks that “a cell phone makes a man”.
Steve, just because you are getting this phone: 
…Doesn’t make you more of a man. In fact, maybe you are compensating for something else????
And I would furthermore like to add one thing. Steve ALWAYS gets what he wants…it started back in the day with Tennis raquets…and then cars…now apparently it extends to phones, gatorade, and golf shirts.
