17 People and two rolls of toilet paper?

My initial question to all of the internet is as follows:
How do 17 people go away for a weekend and use only two rolls of toilet paper?

The answer?
I guess everyone’s anus is a little shy and has trouble adapting to a new environment. But in this case, it was a fantastic WEEKEND IN PARADISE.
For all of you who:

  1. waterskied
  2. tubed
  3. cooked
  4. made fire (controlled fire or forest fire)
  5. chopped wood with bare feet
  6. got spiked on by a local Devestating Force of Nature named Harry
  7. used their head in a game of volleyball
  8. hurt their feet on the rocks
  9. got bitten more than 5 times on each foot
  10. sweat through the sheets

and most of all NOODLED, We thank you all for coming to spend a fantastic week with friends in the woods.

But wait, there is more…
Amelia’s pix are second to none

5 Responses to “17 People and two rolls of toilet paper?”

  1. tom Says:

    Is that a joke? Did we really only use 2 rolls? Because I know I pooped at least once.

  2. rviana Says:

    Not a joke…2.5 rolls were used all weekend. I inventoried.

  3. Jorge Says:

    I knew something smelled foul … someone forgot to wipe (tom?)

  4. sungirl Says:

    The real question is why were you counting if you had such a great time? Time to sit to squeeze the charmin, seems like time a wasted. I mean maybe sparing a square wasn’t the priority, or maybe it was.

  5. rviana Says:

    The paper count came during the cleanup…not a running total. And as I was on bathroom duty, i noticed the gross over estimation in the number of rolls we bought.

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