Yerp

Mr. Mayor wished me a happy birthday.

Liza and Rich have punctuated their love with marriage!

Have a look at the pictures by clicking here.

And our Honeymoon

Recently, Liza and I headed to Portugal for my cousin Arlene’s Wedding. Check out the photos by clicking here.

• Jersey J, Max, Professor, Captain Corageous, Router, New Sheriff, Ricochet Rabbit, Maxwell Smart
• praying mantis
• dash vee
• kutshavin
• Commander, indufrank, fat bastard, F-squared, Atlas
• chuck to the right
• Home Depot, Cisco Kid
• Joker, The Fisherman
• Proxy Queen
• Firewall Queen
• Rob-in-a-box
• sleepy
• Cobra, Cobra Commander
• Frosty the DJ, Fiesty
• Chip Dumass, Irish Bum
• Peter Pan
• Buff, Turnstall, Tung
• Rick, Polish
• Lefty
• David Dodge
• Tony Canolli, hurricane demeo
• ramjay, rambo, catfish
• penguin
• siren
• jerry junior
• the lamb
• caveman
• the russian, uzbek spy
• meta-character
• low rider
• walter Freedland
• Dover Boys
• Ferrenny, deer hunter
• Renando, sheriff, dub-dub-dub, long arm of the law
• A-K-O’shea
• Mojo Jojo
• Mini-Me
• Batches, The Don
• Bling Bling, 042
• Pillow Hand
• Lurch
• Duke of Wellington
• Fathead, jack o’lantern, jack the bipper
• yuck yuck
• Sarge
• double O sven
• the igloo
• tommy tampa
• Dude, Napoleon
• Air Mare
• Cedrick the Entertainer
• TRex
• Monkey on my back
• Kaching Kachuck

This guy owns about 5% of Citi stock…and he always seems to mouth off to the world about what he thinks about my company. What have I done to deserve this?
And where does he get off with that “My Name is Earl” mustache?

I present to you Billionaire Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal :

Or just Prince Earl for short!

A live view from Pier 40…where all the action happens:
earthcam

…MACK Donalds

I’ve had happy meals bigger than this car. Unfortunately, my insurance won’t pay for anything bigger. Time to rethink that premium.